Without a buck…wtf!!

Well don’t get me wrong its many present situations….. Again don’t get me wrong it’s mainly with the students…..again don’t get me wrong it’s Wednesday Thursday Friday (ahh you know pj’s )...: p probably interpretation was different … I can understand ;) mine motive was just to make it short and articulate not vulgar… I swear to readers :p

Ahh starving like hell… I declare fast for three consecutive days… tsunami in my bank account… confronting this to my parent and get wounded by nuclear bomb made up of harsh word…. Can’t take that…and actually I should do something for almighty…:p I should fast…he will also see my dedicated soul … :D

Just imagine a time, for any person, without a buck and he has to survive the whole month with this situation with a long list of basic requirement:-

a branded English wine for extra show off in front of girls at some cozy lounge or a sasta tikau black rum tossed with ice not only ice but block of ice in a company of desi fellow mates taking shots at the tanki  in a hostel for whole night…

Unable to digest hostel food and urgent need for aloo, pyaz, gobi parathas or rolls or kadai paneer, chicken, mutton kebab you just name it… every day is a Sunday if hostel provide with some delicious and inedible food :p

The need for the most essential and vital component to prevent starvation….maggi.. U came back but your replacement, chings, yippee, wai-wai, are still being used in a same proportion nowadays…

How one can forget egg, banana, milk… how one can live without these things…impossible…one can live without talking to his girlfriend a day but without egg, impossible, without milk products, I would prefer to die :p. But when situation arise then in your option you can die ;)  

I remember a instance when again me and my partner in crime both lavishing staying in a hostel with crazy summer just burning our desire with superlative of hot I would say and great things happen at this time only…guess what happened…”tsunami yaar aur kya” … and some icing on the cake … what a delicious food I would say we are having in the hostel… just speechless…. And also superlative of tasteless huh. The cook sometimes gets too much salt in his pocket and sometimes spices….what I think is he actually is trying to redefine the meaning of different cooking techniques. Who on earth can pour turmeric on sweet dish like “kheer” and why?  Can anyone answer that? Is there any place on earth that does this? Is there any place on earth who cooks like this or apply the same cooking technique like pouring jug of water to make a raida more diluted to feed more, so blissful deed, is there any person who does this?  “Hai koi aesa.. hai koi :p” ?  

On sad note,

We were starving..

Tears on our eyes..

Fears on our faces..

Account is sultry dry..

With dreadful circumstances…

You all must have heard about “rassi jal gyi, bal nhi gaya” … Wednesday Thursday Friday gone we have to survive for another 2 days then month will get over and then it would get refilled by each earning member of our family even by long lost relative too :p …

But two days it’s not easy guys... surviving two more days without good food its equivalent task to what that beast do in “man vs wild” …huh :p and i would curse god for this torture actually because he only send us to the home where our mother cooks some delicious food of the world. My friend from lucknow fond of kebab and I from a family where every person can’t live without mutton chicken. 

We calculated what all we have in our accounts the gross we added including chillars of ashoka times and found that we have around 200 bucks. We were very fond of chilli paneer that time and decided to grab a cab and just bring it. Cab, hahaha how funny, my friend said “chal bhai today lets consider public transport as ola, ok not ola but personal imaginary caravan, ok bhai “ I said hah hah thik…

we were not aware of the recent prize of the dish and when we reached there we quickly ordered without seeing and then realized after seeing the menu card that the prize has been increased by few bucks and we were short of money for going back… what to do… luckily very luckily we are a student and we got the student discount… and we got some incentives and then also we crooks had taken a lift to go back and the saved transport money of which we bought a 100g Amul butter to add some taste :D…

Believe me or not we had the best chilly paneer, tastiest, and to add some more icing it also rained. Never ever felt so happy and relaxed while eating.

With each and every bite we licked our finger and it is not the spice which gave the taste but the memory which will definitely bring smile in our face.

That day it rained…

Opened window and the smiling face…

Forgot the pain and it tasted great…

Buttering chapattis sliced onion…

Tears in our eyes and we completely drained…

P.s -One of my reader commented that my one post was boring I replied to that person and genuinely said thank you, in arrogance though, but genuinely I am not a writer. I share my personal thoughts and try to relate basically general a very small memory down the lane so that many feel refreshed and pumped after relating the same …. ;) So it can be boring to many but for lump sum it’s refreshing…. :p