CHATTAHOLIC SIDE-EFFECTS


Evolution of different hobbies from time to time, generation to generation, class to class etc. has been seen. One such serious and popular one nowadays is chatting. I was not given a cell phone by my parents till class 12, I know u won’t believe if someone of even a student of middle school says that he or she don’t have a smartphone or is not associated into social media like Facebook or whatsapp, the first impression would be probably “ hum hi mile hai na bas baat banane ko”… but the truth is that I was handed a phone when I started studying in college and that too not a smartphone but a “unbreakable” piece of an iron whose only job was to make a healthy call and message and even receive it and yah how can I forget it..one more job that piece can heartedly do is that even you throw that phone from even a 100 feet or you put it into water for a minute or two or you try to crush that phone with the hammer… it won’t break…and I personally think that mine one was specially made… fed up of trying hard to break…once I decided to try something new and I used to leave my phone here and there but no one even dare to see because it was so unique for someone to recognize that it’s a “stranded” phone.

I started feeling humiliated among my friends as they were busy surfing chatting gaming etc… though everyone used to talk a lot about my phone as it was the major “fun” element… I finally asked my parents for a new phone and luckily my birthday was few days away and got a decent smart phone as a present for my birthday J .Aaaaaaaannnd first thing I downloaded was whatsapp and messenger…. From the day I get in touch with flares I became chattaholic…it was the best time pass…addiction level reached to its peak…actually I explored my contact to every sections of my surrounding :P…       

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

Flares…yeah there you got something interesting…you know what one of my embarrassing moment have been because of this addiction….this addiction of chatting on social media have surprised me and this new gifted smartphone also presented me with an embarrassing moment. Actually not only me but to my friend too J. Let me share this so that my fellow mates, especially boys, get conscious after reading this ;) and I know my partner in crime waala friend is definitely going to kill me for posting this.

                                                                                                                               

So I quickly became chattaholic from the day that smart phone arrived and made me dumb enough to get addict to this most foolish task or hobby. I explored my contacts and get in touch with beautiful flares you can say, well you can understand the reason why it’s addicted, and the best part is I used to discuss this with my close friend say X, better I don’t take his name, about my contacts and little bit of discussion excited him and I managed to even lure him into this. Both 3^RD  semester student of college, just completed a year, senior “waali” feeling just inhibited… mind was already heated up with celebration, having some adventure...so everywhere we were pumped up and were getting attracted to every “bits and pieces” basically and flares were one of those… And there was one beautiful girl to which every boy, good or bad, used to stalk and healthy some of those have tried to get familiar with her, come close and interact more than generic but more than healthy failed and left trying hard :p … we both were not attracted as such nor we were interested but making “new friend” is not wrong ;) and we started finding some common sources just to have a bit of chit chat and have some nice conversation for a time pass, roam around you know it’s nice saying “beautiful companion is like a star, shine during day and twinkle in the night” but we egocentric were actually had different motive and basically we want someone to even help us in writing our assignment :D we used to get to many assignments and not used to this writing so decided to just, you know what I want to say ( shameless :D), and one day actually one evening both of us send her a friend request and we are not infamous creature and many people know us and so is she and accepted our friend request, friendship (more appropriate :D).

And thanks to this term “coincidently” we both fellow started our conversation together with “hi” at the same time as we both saw, at the same time, she is online she replied to both of us at the same time and you know boys…ladki effect… we send her friend request before clarifying to each other that we are not interested and still secretively sent and then at the time of conversation which we both did not said to each other we are having conversation…. And great things happened the girl know that we two are best of friends, classmates etc etc.. and it was a copy paste conversation at the same time… we both talked exactly the same thing, same questions were asked by both of us at the same time, like from which place do you belong, who all are there, what are your hobbies bla bla, and guess what these are general but surprisingly we cracked even similar jokes and 100% sure she must be laughing at both of us rather than on our jokes…. We were smiling with the feeling that, chal bhai patt gyi ladki ab kaam hogya J, and when my message bar flashed after reading her message I used to get smile, that crooked one, and at the same time he also used to smile, that crooked one, we both hiding and chatting similarly even exploded at the same time. We were so pin point in our thought that even what we discuss about our college curriculum studies that was also discussed at the same time to her by both of us. She definitely was having fun with us. At last of our conversation there was a function in her house in the weekdays for which she invited both of us and ended our conversation by accepting her invitation that also at the same time, morons L. and proudly then got up with the big smile, unaware of what has happened, what we both were doing and together asking, aur bhai kya haal bahut khush dikh rhey, and he said that this weekend I won’t be here I am going somewhere. I asked where he said the place name; I actually was broken with fear and said “beta” hum bhi yahan nhi hai. aur I am also going to the same place, his eyebrows touched his hairs actually he was also broken, and then both started quarrelling at each other and were so embarrassed, because we knew that she will definitely say that we both were hitting at her at the same time and even we can’t defend that we were doing this for the assignments not for her… that time itself we unfriended that also at the same time…for god sake. And that was the last time we had our conversation with that girl…now we don’t even see her in the college.

So guys better be safe than sorry.   J